January 2011
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I really want to begin my essay with "A long time...
…but I don’t think that’d be a very good thesis.
And yes, this essay IS due today at 11:00 AM, and it is 7:48 AM and I don’t even have the thesis written.
And yes, I do know that I am a horrible student and I will not get anywhere in life if I keep doing this shit to myself.
Whatever, don’t lecture me, I gotta write my damn essay.
Day Seis: 5 Foods
5. SUSHI
4. A big juicy medium rare sirloin steak
3. Keylime pie
2. Cheesecake
1. Crab legs, shrimp scampi, lobster…any seafood will do for me, really.
I feel like I don’t even know you anymore.
Day Cinco: 6 Places I Want To Go
6. Like, all of Europe. Ireland, Scotland, England, France, Germany, Italy, EVERYWHERE.
5. New York City
4. I guess California, y’know, to go to Comic-Con and maybe tour Hollywood and then I’m getting the hell out of there.
3. Hawaii
2. The rainforest or Africa or some shit, I guess.
1. JAPANJAPANJAPAN OH GOD JAPAN PL0X /Japanophile
Day Quatro: 7 Wants
7. To be fluent in Japanese
6. To get married someday, a-durr
5. To live close to Gabby and maybe go on a roadtrip with her one day or something
4. To have a bunch of dogs ‘n cats ‘n other animals one day.
3. To be really really awesome at artistic things
2. A treehouse in my backyard. Even if I never have kids, I’ll still build one for myself.
1. Close friends who will...
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Club Nintendo ruined my life. :'C
So a few days ago I registered all my games on Club Nintendo and used my coins to get some Animal Crossing playing cards.
Well, today they came in.
I was ecstatic.
I took off the slip cover to find Resetti angrily staring at me.
But no matter. I opened up the case and the next card was K.K. Slider! YES!
And all the hipsters rejoiced.
I looked through a few more cards. Random neighbors I...
JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT FACEBOOK PEOPLE COULDN'T GET... →
Day Tres: 8 Fears
8. Marrying the wrong person/Not getting married at all
7. Pregnancy
6. Not seeing my dogs in Heaven
5. Nuclear war
4. That someone could possibly have the ability to read my mind
3. Taking off & Landing in airplanes
2. Passing under large objects that could possibly fall on me
1. That someone might find out my more personal fears and use them against me. D:
Day Dos: 9 Loves
9. My doggies
8. Making art
7. Funny T-shirts
6. Movies, especially animated ones
5. Being lazy
4. SUSHI
3. The cool night air, beckoning me into a world of mystery
2. Wearing pajamas all day
1. Daydreaming
missdisneyland:
OMG FUCKYEAH-ANIMALCROSSING ACTUALLY SUBMITTED MY POST
I’M LIKE FAMOUS NAO, U GUISE
Edit: They submitted BOTH MY POSTS HOLY SHIT
I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY
GO ME
Day Uno: 10 Secrets, oh snaaap
10. When I was 10 I stole a pack of rubber bracelets from Wal-Mart. The package had been opened, and the bracelets had fallen onto the floor…so I helped myself. :s
9. One time, out of depression and boredom, I forced myself to drink a whole can of beer in the bathroom with the door locked. It tasted horrible and didn’t make me feel any different. That’s the only somewhat serious...
when you go through the like five minute intro to...
How To Be Normal (In 15 Easy steps) →
superpsyguy:
How To Be Normal
by ~xStage HOW TO SUCCEED AT BEING A NORMAL TEENAGER: (In 15 easy steps!) 1. The first step in becoming a normal, bland, and spineless individual is very simple. Never think. About anything. Ever. If you have a thought, let it go. Let someone else think for you. Thinking is…
